Fun and Funny Quotes

Fun and Funny Quotes


"Why would you have cake
if you couldn't eat it too?"
- HBS

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make
up for it by leaving early."
- Charles Lamb

"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just
have to be a horrible warning."
- Catherine Aird

"Too much of a good thing
can be wonderful."
- Mae West

"I became insane with long intervals
of horrible sanity."
- Edgar Allen Poe

"The two most abundant things in the universe
are hydrogen and stupidity."
- Harlan Ellison

"I hate quotations. Tell me
what you know."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Laughter is the shortest distance
between two people."
- Victor Borge

Quotes on Humor...

Quotes on Humor

"At first, I only laughed at myself.
Then I noticed that life itself is amusing.
I've been in a generally good mood ever since."
- Marilyn vos Savant

"The thing with pretending you're in a
good mood is that sometimes you can actually
trick yourself into feeling better."
- Charles de Lint, Memory & Dream

"Joy is not in things, it is in us."
- Benjamin Franklin

"Life can be wildly tragic at times, and
I've had my share. But whatever happens to you,
you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the
final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh."
- Katherine Hepburn

"I've never had so much fun as I'm
going to have tomorrow!"
- Dennis the Menace

Quotes on humor and happiness...

Quotes on Humor and Happiness...

Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody
ought to bathe in it."
- Henry Ward Beecher


"If I ever stop laughing, I'm dead."
- Tom Knapp

"I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter,
the sound of which has always seemed to me
the most civilised music in the world."
- Peter Ustinov

"The best things in life are silly."
- Scott Adams, Dilbert

"Happiness isn't good enough for me!
I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin (Bill Watterson)

Quotes on Laughter...

Quotes on Laughter

"Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back
from an event, deal with it and then move on."
- Bob Newhart

"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane."
- Jimmy Buffet

"Even if there is nothing to laugh
about, laugh on credit."
- author unknown

"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find
no common denominator, but among those whom
I love, I can: all of them make me laugh."
- W. H. Auden

"We cannot really love anybody
with whom we never laugh."
- Agnes Repplier