Fun and Funny Quotes by Robert Frost...

Fun and Funny Quotes by Robert Frost

"To be a poet is a condition, not a profession."
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"You can be a little ungrammatical if you
come from the right part of the country."
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"The brain is a wonderful organ;
it starts working the moment you get
up in the morning and does not stop until
you get into the office."
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"The world is full of willing people; some
willing to work, the rest willing to let them."
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"By working faithfully eight hours a day
you may eventually get to be boss and
work twelve hours a day."
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"The reason why worry kills more people than
work is that more people worry than work."
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"A civilized society is one which tolerates
eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity."
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"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen
to decide who has the better lawyer."
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"The middle of the road is where the white
line is - and that's the worst place to drive."
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"Thinking isn't agreeing or
disagreeing. That's voting."
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"I'd just as soon play tennis
with the net down."
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"A mother takes twenty years to make
a man of her boy, and another woman
makes a fool of him in twenty minutes."
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"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a
woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
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"We dance round in a ring and suppose,
but the secret sits in the middle and knows."
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"Half the world is composed of people
who have something to say and can't and
the other half who have nothing to say
and keep on saying it."
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"Forgive me my nonsense,
as I also forgive the nonsense of
those that think they talk sense."

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