Funny Steve Martin Quotes...

Funny Steve Martin Quotes


"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."


"I saw the movie, ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ and
I was surprised because I didn’t see any tigers or dragons.
And then I realized why: they’re crouching and hidden."


"Some people have a way with words...
some people... not have way."


"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."


"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders.
I hate necks."


"She had the personality of a ZIP code in Kansas!"


"A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more
than two hours working on his hair."


"First the doctor told me the good news:
I was going to have a disease named after me."


"How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars."


"We've had some fun tonight considering
we're all gonna die someday."

Funny George W. Bush Quotes...

Fun and Funny George W. Bush Quotes

"To those of you who received honors, awards and

distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students,

I say: You, too, can be President of the United States."

"I want to thank the President and the CEO of

Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty

cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo."

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to

attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that,

all options are on the table."

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions,

but I don't always agree with them."

“I have made good judgments in the past.

I have made good judgments in the future."

"It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment.

It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the

same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have

seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water.

If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen,

that means we can breathe."

"The vast majority of our imports come

from outside the country."

"I think the American people - I hope the American -

I don't think, let me - I hope the American people trust me."

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."