Funny Steve Martin Quotes
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"I saw the movie, ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ and
I was surprised because I didn’t see any tigers or dragons.
And then I realized why: they’re crouching and hidden."
"Some people have a way with words...
some people... not have way."
"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders.
I hate necks."
"She had the personality of a ZIP code in Kansas!"
"A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more
than two hours working on his hair."
"First the doctor told me the good news:
I was going to have a disease named after me."
"How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars."
"We've had some fun tonight considering
we're all gonna die someday."
