Unusual Pet Names...

2010's Most Unusual Cat and Dog Names

VPI (Veterinary Pet Insurance), with a database of over
485,000 insured pets, asks its employees to select the
most unusual cat and dog names each year. They make
a list of 50 for both sexes. The top 10 in both categories
this year are:


Cats:
1. Purr Diem
2. Bing Clawsby
3. Cleocatra
4. Admiral Pancake
5. Optimus Pants
6. Chairman Meow
7. Boo Manchu
8. Watts in a Name
9. Chenoa Azure Marshmellow-Puff
10. Senor Nachos

Dogs:
1. Pickle Von Corndog
2. Lord Chubby Pruneface
3. Badonkadonk
4. Ninjastar Dangerrock
5. Molly Mcboozehound
6. Dog Vader
7. Flopsy Squeakerton
8. Bettie Poops
9. Geez Louise
10. Barnaby Bones


What do you think of this list? I have two cats - a female
that was originally named Joy and a male that was named
Jo-Jo (by his rescuer). They are now affectionately called
Honey and Boo (or Baby or Bear... whatever comes out of
my mouth at the time). Do you have any pets? What are
their names? Why did you give them these names?

Animal and Pet Quotes and a Verse...

Animal and Pet Quotes and a Verse

"Ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds of the air,
and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish of the sea inform you. Which of these does not know
that the hand of the Lord has done this? In his hand is the life
of every creature and the breath of all mankind."
- Job 12:7-10
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"My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet."
- Edith Wharton
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"A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution."
- Hazel Nicholson
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'Who can believe there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!?"
- Theophile Gautier
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"And God took a handful of southernly wind,
blew His breath over it, and created a horse."
- Bedouin Legend
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"Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul
remains unawakened."
- Anatole France
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"A bird does not sing because it has an answer.
It sings because it has a song."
- A Chinese Proverb
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"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be
judged by the way its animals are treated."
- Mahatma Gandhi
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"If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from
the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who
will deal likewise with their fellow men."
- St. Francis of Assisi
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"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare,
and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.
It's the best deal man has ever made."
- M. Facklam
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"Everyone's pet is the most outstanding.
This begets mutual blindness."
- Jean Cocteau
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"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful."
- Ann Landers
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals."
- Winston Churchill
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"A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg."
- Samuel Butler
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"Penguins mate for life. That doesn't surprise me much because
they all look alike. It's not like they're going to meet a really new,
great-looking penguin someday."
- George Carlin

Joke - Dog or Dawg?

Dog or Dawg?

To all you dog lovers out there and those who understand
the difference between Yankees and Southerners...

A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs

(Yankee) German Shepherd Dog
(Southern) Poh-leece Dawg

(Yankee) Poodle
(Southern) Circus Dawg

(Yankee) St. Bernard
(Southern) "Thank Gawd, Here Comes
The Whiskey Dawg"

(Yankee) Doberman Pinscher
(Southern) Bad Dawg or Dobimin Pinches

(Yankee) Beagle
(Southern) Rabbit Dawg

(Yankee) Rottweiler
(Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg,
Good Dawg To Guard The Still

(Yankee) Yellow Lab
(Southern) Ol' Yeller Dawg

(Yankee) Black Lab
(Southern) Duck Fetchin' Dawg

(Yankee) Greyhound
(Southern) Greased Lightnin' Dawg

(Yankee) Malinois
(Southern) Another Kind Of Poh-leece Dawg

(Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
(Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs

(Yankee) Pekinese
(Southern) Mop Dawg

(Yankee) Chinese Crested
(Southern) Nekkid Dawg

(Yankee) Dachshund
(Southern) Wienie Dawg

(Yankee) Siberian Husky
(Southern) Sled-Pullin' Dawg

(Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor
(Southern) "What The Heck Kinda
Dawg Is That?"

(Yankee) Great Dane, Mastiff
(Southern) Danged BIG Dawg

(Yankee) Any Dog That Raids The Hen House
(Southern) Egg-Suckin' Dawg

(Yankee) Any Lazy Dog
(Southern) Good Fer Nothin' Dawg

(Yankee) Any Dog That's Dead & Buried & Gone
To Rainbow Bridge
(Southern) Best Danged Dawg I Ever Had