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Joke - Smart Cat...

Smart Cat

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him.
He grabbed the kitty and placed him in the car and drove him 20 blocks
from his home and left him at a local park.

He drove the 20 blocks back home. As he turned onto his street, the cat
was walking up his driveway!

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast
out and headed home.

Nearing his home, the cat was in the driveway!

He kept taking the cat further and further away and the cat would always
beat him home!

At last he decided to drive many miles, making many turns, until he reached
what he thought was a safe distance to confuse the cat. Then he left the
cat there.

Hours later his wife received a phone call from the man,"Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answered, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man said, "Put that critter on the phone. I'm lost and
need directions!!!"

Cat Humor...

I found some cat videos on YouTube that I thought were hysterical. I had to
weed through quite a few to find what I thought were the three funniest.
They are below. For time sake, I am only listing three, in no particular
order (you can find many more!). I am sure you can tell by now, I am an
animal lover, and a lover of cats in particular. Each are a few minutes
long, so you may want to grab a cup of coffee first... and be careful not
to spew it on the computer while viewing ;-)... Press links below.

Funny Cats 1

Funny Cats 2

Funny Cats 3


Also, I visit a site daily, I Can Has Cheezburger?. It is the funniest animal
humor site I have ever visited. You owe it to yourself to pop over, especially
if you are a pet owner. I view its new contents daily and am often howling
with laughter. Enjoy and pat your pets for me... Val =)

For Cat Lovers...

For Cat Lovers

=^..^= An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

=^..^= Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.

=^..^= At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.

=^..^= Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play
with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

=^..^= Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make
it look like the dog did it.

=^..^= Cat rule: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.

=^..^= Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments,
but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

=^..^= Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

=^..^= Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.

=^..^= Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where
to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.

=^..^= Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up.
Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

=^..^= Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.

=^..^= Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

=^..^= Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

=^..^= Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

=^..^= I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic!"