Joke - Bite My Eye...

Bite My Eye

A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks, and asks for the total of

his tab. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip.

The guy says, "I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite

my eye."

The bartender accepts the bet and the guy pulls out his glass eye and

bites it.

He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The bartender

reports that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip. He bets the

bartender he can bite his other eye. The bartender accepts knowing

the man can't possibly have two glass eyes.

The guy then proceeds to take out his false teeth and bite his other eye.

Walk Into a Bar Funnies

Walk Into a Bar Funnies

A rabbi, a priest, a blonde, and a nun walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

A blind man walks into a bar with a seeing-eye dog. When the

blind man reaches the center of the bar, he snatches the dog

up by his collar and starts swinging him around.

The bartender speaks up and says, "Hey what the heck are

you doing?"

The blind man says, "Just taking a look around."

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

An amnesiac walks into a bar.

He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, "So, do I come

here often?"

A guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder.

"What do you call that?" asks the bartender.

"Tiny," replies the guy, "because he's my newt."

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.

The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"