Personal Airplane
Tired of the inconvenience of driving from the airport to his
country cottage, a man equipped his small plane with pontoons
so he could land on the lake directly in front of his cottage.
On his next trip, however, he made his approach down the
airport runway as usual.
Alarmed, his wife cried out, "Are you crazy? You can't land
this plane here without wheels!"
The startled husband yanked the nose up, narrowly averting
certain disaster.
Continuing home, he landed the plane on the lake without
mishap.
As he sat there, visibly shaken, he said to his wife, "I don't
know what on earth got into me. That's the stupidest thing
I've ever done in my life!"
I've ever done in my life!"
And with that, he opened the door and stepped out... right
into the water.
into the water.
