10 Best One-Liners
These were taken from Reader's Digest Online:
"Just between you and me, I think 'everything bagels'
are making a lot of promises they can't keep."
- Author Unknown
"I'm coming out with a condensed phone book.
It has only one number in it: 411."
- Craig Sharf
"If the customer is always right,
then why isn't everything free?"
- Myq Kaplan
"When someone tells you that something defies description,
you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway."
- Clyde B. Aster
"Of course I can keep secrets. It's the people I tell
them to who can't keep them."
- Anthony Haden-Guest
"I often wonder about people who live in tropical destinations.
What do their screen savers look like?"
- Derick Lengwenus
"If the people who make motivational posters are so motivated,
why are they still working in a poster factory?"
- Jody Rohlena
"I don't know how to speed read. Instead,
I listen to Books on Tape on fast-forward."
- Craig Sharf
"The nice thing about meditation is that it makes
doing nothing quite respectable."
- Paul Dean
"I got mugged by a magician. It's not funny - He took my wallet,
my watch, and every silver dollar I had behind my ear."
- Craig Baldo
