Easter Knock, Knocks...

Easter Knock Knocks

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether bunny. Juan who?
Juan more Ether bunny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Juan

Juan more Ether buny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Stella
Stella who?
Stella nother Ether bunny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin other Ether bunny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Samoa
Samoa who?
Samoa Ether bunnies.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beryl
Beryl who?
Beryl of Ether bunnies.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any
more Ether bunny jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Consumption
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about
all these Ether bunnies?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo “beep, beep"... run over
all the Ether bunnies.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry – all the Ether bunnies
will be back again next year!

Joke - Why The Easter Bunny Brings Eggs...

Why The Easter Bunny Brings Eggs


* It's a tax write-off.

* Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?

* Consider all of the varieties:
scrambled, over easy, hard boiled, etc.

* He gets a good deal from the local chickens.

* He has a secret plan to eliminate the human
race by cholesterol overdose.

* Pressures from the Egg Marketing Board.

* Because if he brought bottle rockets he
would be The Independence Bunny.

* Would you want to hunt for waffles?

* He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.

* Because the Energizer Rabbit got the good job.

Joke - Saving The Easter Bunny...

Saving the Easter Bunny

A man was blissfully driving along the highway when he saw The Easter Bunny
hopping down the middle of the road. The man swerved to avoid hitting him,
but unfortunately, the famous bunny jumped in front of his car, and was hit
anyway. His basket of eggs went flying all over the place.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the
side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the bunny carrying the
basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty
and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road
and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit The Easter Bunny and killed him.
There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to
her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead bunny
and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the furry animal.

Miraculously, The Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped to his feet, picked up the
spilled eggs and candy, waved his paw at the two humans, and hopped down the
road. 50 yards away, The Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved, and hopped
down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and
waved again!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your
spray can? What did you spray on The Easter Bunny?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:
"Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."