Lewis Carroll Quotes...

Lewis Carroll Quotes

"Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle."

"Oh, 'tis love, 'tis love that makes the world go round."

“One of the secrets of life is that all that is really

worth the doing is what we do for others.”

"Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so,

it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."

"I have had prayers answered, most strangely so sometimes,

but I think our heavenly Father's loving-kindness has been

even more evident in what He has refused me."

"Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it."

"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

"If you don't know where you are going,

any road will get you there."

"Everything's got a moral,

if only you can find it."

"Twinkle, twinkle little bat,

How I wonder what you're at!

Up above the world you fly,

Like a tea-tray in the sky."

"'But I don't want to go among mad people,'

said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,'

said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'"

Joke - 50th Anniversary...

50th Anniversary

While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe,

four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses,

and weather, to how things used to be in the 'good ol' days'.

Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman

turned to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and your

bride celebrating your fiftieth wedding anniversary soon?"

"Yup, we sure are," Roy replied.

"Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?"

another man asked.

The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied,

"For our twenty-fifth anniversary, I took Bea to Tucson. Maybe

for our fiftieth, I'll go down there and get her."

Joke - A Helping Hand...

A Helping Hand

A minister is walking down the street one day when he notices a very

small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him

to reach.

After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the minister moves

closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks

up behind the little fellow, and placing his hand kindly on the child's

shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the child's level, the minister smiles benevolently

and asks, "And now what, my little man?"

To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

Joke - Late For Work...

Late For Work

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time

in one week. He found the boss waiting for him.

"What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically.

"Let's hear a good excuse for a change."

Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, boss.

The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready

in ten minutes. But on our way here, the drawbridge got

stuck. Rather than let you down, sir, I swam across the

river - look, my suit's still damp. I ran out to the airport,

got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of

Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggy-back

by one of the Rockettes."

"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss,

obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten

minutes."

Funny Robin Williams Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes by Robin Williams

"In England, if you commit a crime, the police

don't have a gun and you don't have a gun.

If you commit a crime, the police will say,

'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'"

"Why do they call it rush hour

when nothing moves?"

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give

me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.'

She's got a baseball bat and yelling,

'You want a piece of me?'"

"Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is

a six-foot-tall rat!"

"Reality: What a concept!"

"You're only given a little spark of madness.

You mustn't lose it."

"Carpe per diem - seize the check"

"Spring is nature's way of saying,

'Let's party!'"

"What's right is what's left if you do

everything else wrong."

"Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately,

it kills all of its students."