Fun and Funny Halloween Quotes...

Fun and Funny Halloween Quotes

"Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said,
'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed
me up and said, 'Go beg for it.' I didn’t know what to do!
I’d knock on people’s doors and go, 'Trick or treat.'
'No thank you.'"
- Rita Rudner
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"I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume?
That's what they think of me?'"
- Drew Carey
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"Eat, drink, and be scary."
- Author Unknown
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"Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into
the 'spirits' of things."
- Dee Snider
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"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you
are on Halloween."
- Erma Bombeck
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"I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself
than be crowded on a velvet cushion."
- Henry David Thoreau
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"Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to."
- Richard Harris Barham
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"Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
- Sandra J. Dykes
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"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with.
C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his
own Halloween special."
- Chris Rock
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"There are three things I have learned never to discuss with
people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin."
- Linus Van Pelt, 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown'
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"Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with 'scary', 'spooky',
'haunted', or 'forbidden' in the title."
- Matthew Lillard as Shaggy in 'Scooby-Doo'
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"As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today... Oh, how I wish he'd go away."
- Anonymous

Halloween Quotes...

Quotes for Halloween

"Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much
sweetness as one can possibly want and hold."
- Judith Olney
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"I think a lot more people are getting into Halloween because it's
the one time of year where adults can be kids."
- Craig McDonald
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"On Halloween, witches come true. Wild ghosts escape from dreams.
Each monster dances in the park... "
- Nicholas Gordon
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"On Hallowe'en the thing you must do
Is pretend that nothing can frighten you.
And if somethin' scares you and you want to run,
Just let on like it's Hallowe'en fun."
- Author Unknown
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"Nothing on earth is so beautiful as the final
haul on Halloween night."
- Steve Almond
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" ...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too.
They live inside of us, and sometimes they win."
- Stephen King
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"Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he
never shows to anybody."
- Mark Twain
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"Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog,
adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, lizards's leg and owlet's wing,
for a charm of powerful trouble, like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
- William Shakespeare
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"When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
may luck be yours on Halloween."
- Author Unknown
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"From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things
that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!"
- A Scottish Saying
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"Backward, turn backward,
O Time, in your flight,
make me a child again
just for to-night!"
- Elizabeth Akers Allen