Fun Halloween Quotes...

Fun Halloween Quotes

"On Halloween,

the parents sent their kids out looking like me."

- Rodney Dangerfield

"This Halloween the most popular mask is the

Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part?

With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him."

- Conan O'Brien

"Eat, drink, and be scary."

- Author Unknown

"Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates."

- Fernando Pessoa

"Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have

as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold."

- Judith Olney

"There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask."

- Colette

"One need not be a chamber to be haunted;

one need not be a house; the brain has corridors

surpassing material place."

- Emily Dickinson

"Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there,

wondering, fearing,

Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared

to dream before."

- Edgar Allan Poe, 'The Raven'

"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with.

C. B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of

his own Halloween special."

- Chris Rock

"On Hallowe'en the thing you must do

Is pretend that nothing can frighten you

And if somethin' scares you and you want to run

Just let on like it's Hallowe'en fun."

- Author Unknown, from an early 19th century postcard

Fun and Funny Halloween Quotes...

Fun and Funny Halloween Quotes

"Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said,
'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed
me up and said, 'Go beg for it.' I didn’t know what to do!
I’d knock on people’s doors and go, 'Trick or treat.'
'No thank you.'"
- Rita Rudner
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"I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume?
That's what they think of me?'"
- Drew Carey
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"Eat, drink, and be scary."
- Author Unknown
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"Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into
the 'spirits' of things."
- Dee Snider
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"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you
are on Halloween."
- Erma Bombeck
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"I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself
than be crowded on a velvet cushion."
- Henry David Thoreau
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"Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to."
- Richard Harris Barham
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"Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
- Sandra J. Dykes
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"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with.
C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his
own Halloween special."
- Chris Rock
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"There are three things I have learned never to discuss with
people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin."
- Linus Van Pelt, 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown'
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"Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with 'scary', 'spooky',
'haunted', or 'forbidden' in the title."
- Matthew Lillard as Shaggy in 'Scooby-Doo'
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"As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today... Oh, how I wish he'd go away."
- Anonymous