Joke - 50th Anniversary...

50th Anniversary

While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe,

four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses,

and weather, to how things used to be in the 'good ol' days'.

Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman

turned to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and your

bride celebrating your fiftieth wedding anniversary soon?"

"Yup, we sure are," Roy replied.

"Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?"

another man asked.

The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied,

"For our twenty-fifth anniversary, I took Bea to Tucson. Maybe

for our fiftieth, I'll go down there and get her."

Relationship Humor...

Things Women Want to Hear, but Never Do

8 "Wow, I just don't know what to do with this money we won in
the lottery, so why don't you take it to the mall and see if
you can find something to buy with it."

8 "Hey, how about inviting your mother to spend the summer
with us."

8 "Oh, go ahead and eat that third piece of chocolate cream pie.
If it's one thing I hate it's skinny women."

8 "What luck, they had a special rental rate at the video store on
romance movies."

8 "Shoot, there's nothing on TV but football games. Let's go
furniture shopping."

8 "Man I tell you, nothing feels better than getting all spruced up
in a suit and tie."

8 "Golly, I think we're lost. Let me find a gas station to ask for
directions."

8 "My golf clubs are only 30 years old. Why don't you use the
money my parents gave us to get something nice for
the house."

8 "If the guys call and want me to go to that new sports club with
them, tell them I'm busy. I really want to get the living room
painted tonight."

8 "If you're looking for me, I'll be over there looking through the
home decorating magazines."

8 "You know, we really don't visit your relatives enough."

8 "Why don't you relax this weekend. I'll take care of the kids and
the housework."


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Two short jokes...

The Carburetor

"The car won't start," said a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the
carburetor."

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the
carburetor is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburetor."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"

"In the swimming pool."

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Dental Visit

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want
a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novocain because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman
said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.”

The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,” he said.
“Which tooth is it?”

The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.”