Fun and Funny Sleep Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes on Sleep

"I love to sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart

when I'm awake, you know?"

- Ernest Hemingway

"Life is too short to sleep on low thread-count sheets."

- Leah Stussy

"The amount of sleep required by the average person is

five minutes more."

- Wilson Mizener

"Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds."

- JoJo Jensen, 'Dirt Farmer Wisdom'

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."

- Leo J. Burke

"A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting."

- Terri Guillemets

"Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore,

and you sleep alone!"

- Anthony Burgess

"Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all

night thinking about something you said; after marriage,

he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it."

- Helen Rowland

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather -

not screaming like the passengers in his car."

- Will Shriner

"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."

- W. C. Fields

 

Fun and Funny Sleep Quotes...

In honor of Daylight Saving Time, I have fun and funny sleep quotes
by famous people today. These can be found at Reader's Digest online.
I hope everyone is catching up on their lost hour of sleep. Val =)




Fun and Funny Sleep Quotes


"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
- Leo J. Burke
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"Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world.
But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are
born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you."
- Ray Romano
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"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in."
- Evan Davis
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"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
- Anthony Burgess
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"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I
woke up the pillow was gone."
- Tommy Cooper
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"Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep."
- Albert Camus
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"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations.
When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
- George Carlin
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"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf
won't get much sleep."
- Woody Allen
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"I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at
four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today."
- George Foreman
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"I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in the
morning it is as good as they are going to feel all day."
- Frank Sinatra
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"The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten."
- Norman R. Augustine
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