Fun and Funny Sleep Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes on Sleep

"I love to sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart

when I'm awake, you know?"

- Ernest Hemingway

"Life is too short to sleep on low thread-count sheets."

- Leah Stussy

"The amount of sleep required by the average person is

five minutes more."

- Wilson Mizener

"Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds."

- JoJo Jensen, 'Dirt Farmer Wisdom'

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."

- Leo J. Burke

"A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting."

- Terri Guillemets

"Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore,

and you sleep alone!"

- Anthony Burgess

"Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all

night thinking about something you said; after marriage,

he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it."

- Helen Rowland

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather -

not screaming like the passengers in his car."

- Will Shriner

"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."

- W. C. Fields