Easter Joke...

Top Ten Reasons to Celebrate Easter

10. You absolutely love the movie "The Ten Commandments".

9. You look really, really good in yellow.

8. You just went on a low cholesterol diet and didn't want to

waste all those eggs in the fridge.

7. You figure any Holiday that starts with a "Good Friday"

can't be all bad.

6. You love to bite the heads off chocolate bunnies.

5. It's a good time to check out your neighborhood church

and not be noticed.

4. You have this bunny suit you love to wear, but are too

insecure to wear it without a reason.

3. Even though you don't know what it is, you really like the

sound of going to a "Passion Play".

2. You figured since Jesus went to all THAT trouble to make it

to the first Easter, you'd give it a shot.

1. As a Christian you celebrate the resurrection every other day,

why not Easter, too?

Joke - Why The Easter Bunny Brings Eggs...

Why The Easter Bunny Brings Eggs

He gets a big tax write-off.

Who ever heard of Easter bricks?

Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over-easy,

hard-boiled.

He gets a good deal from the local chickens.

He has a secret plan to eliminate the human race by

cholesterol overdose.

He is pressured from the Egg Marketing Board.

Because if he brought bottle rockets he would

be the Independence Bunny.

Would you want to hunt for waffles?

He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.

Because the Energizer Bunny got the good job.

 

Easter Knock-Knocks...

a re-run of an Easter favorite =) :

Easter Knock - Knocks

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ether.

Ether who?

Ether Bunny.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Juan.

Juan who?

Juan more Ether Bunny.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Stella.

Stella who?

Stella nother Ether Bunny.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin other Ether Bunny.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Samoa.

Samoa who?

Samoa Ether Bunnies.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Beryl.

Beryl who?

Beryl of Ether Bunnies.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to listen to any

more Ether Bunny jokes?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Consumption.

Consumption who?

Consumption be done about

all these Ether Bunnies?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo “beep, beep"... run over

all the Ether Bunnies.

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry – all the Ether Bunnies

will be back again next year!

Easter Knock, Knocks...

Easter Knock Knocks

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether bunny. Juan who?
Juan more Ether bunny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Juan

Juan more Ether buny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Stella
Stella who?
Stella nother Ether bunny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin other Ether bunny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Samoa
Samoa who?
Samoa Ether bunnies.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beryl
Beryl who?
Beryl of Ether bunnies.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any
more Ether bunny jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Consumption
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about
all these Ether bunnies?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo “beep, beep"... run over
all the Ether bunnies.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry – all the Ether bunnies
will be back again next year!

Joke - Saving The Easter Bunny...

Saving the Easter Bunny

A man was blissfully driving along the highway when he saw The Easter Bunny
hopping down the middle of the road. The man swerved to avoid hitting him,
but unfortunately, the famous bunny jumped in front of his car, and was hit
anyway. His basket of eggs went flying all over the place.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the
side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the bunny carrying the
basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty
and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road
and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit The Easter Bunny and killed him.
There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to
her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead bunny
and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the furry animal.

Miraculously, The Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped to his feet, picked up the
spilled eggs and candy, waved his paw at the two humans, and hopped down the
road. 50 yards away, The Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved, and hopped
down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and
waved again!

The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your
spray can? What did you spray on The Easter Bunny?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:
"Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

Easter Puns...

Easter Puns

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny

Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You ‘nique up on him.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.

Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A. A boy scout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
A. An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
A. Then it would be a foot.

Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.

Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
A. Baby rabbits.

Q. "Waitress, what’s this hare doing in my soup?"
A. "Looks like the back stroke."

Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A hot cross bunny

Q. Why does the Easter Bunny have such a shiny nose?
A. His powder puff’s on the wrong end.

Q. How do you make a rabbit stew?
A. Make it wait for 3 hours!

Q. What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A. A bunny laughing its head off.

Joke - What is Easter?

What is Easter?

Three fools died and are at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. St. Peter tells them that they
can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first fool,
"What is Easter?"

He replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together,
eats turkey, and are thankful... "

"Wrong!," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second fool the same question,
"What is Easter?"

The second one replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree,
exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."

St. Peter looks at the second fool, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she's wrong,
and then peers over his glasses at the third fool and asks, "What is Easter?"

The third fool smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is."

"Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously.

"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus
and his disciples were eating at the Last Supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned
over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was
stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails
through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."

St. Peter smiles broadly with delight.

Then he continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out...
and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."

Easter Knock - Knocks...

Easter Knock - Knocks

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether bunny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Juan
Juan who?
Juan more ether bunny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Stella
Stella who?
Stella nother ether bunny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin other Ether Bunny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Samoa
Samoa who?
Samoa Ether Bunnies.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beryl
Beryl who?
Beryl of ether bunnies.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any
more ether bunny jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Consumption
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about
all these ether bunnies?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo “beep, beep”… run over
all the ether bunnies.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry – all the Ether bunnies
will be back again next year!