Quotes About Children...

Children Quotes

"Children are like wet cement.
Whatever falls on them makes an impression."
- Dr. Haim Ginott
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"Education commences at the mother's knee, and every word
spoken within the hearsay of little children tends towards the
formation of character."
- Hosea Ballou
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"The child must know that he is a miracle -
that since the beginning of the world there hasn't been,
and until the end of the world there will not be,
another child like him."
- Pablo Casals
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"If you want children to keep their feet on the ground,
put some responsibility on their shoulders."
- Abigail Van Buren
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"Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.
They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes,
and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for
them is never wasted."
- Garrison Keillor
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"Children are the world's most valuable natural resource
and its best hope for the future."
- John F. Kennedy
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"Whatever they grow up to be, they are still our children,
and the one most important of all the things we can give them
is unconditional love. Not a love that depends on anything
at all except that they are our children."
- Rosaleen Dickson
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"The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which
we are permitted to remain children all our lives."
- Albert Einstein
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"A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"I was such an ugly kid, when I played in the sandbox,
the cat kept covering me up."
- Rodney Dangerfield

More Romantic Humor...

Such a Lovely Name

Two senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back
chatting.

Bernie turns to Marv and says, "Ya know, we went to a new restaurant last
night and had the best meal ever. Great prices, too."

Marv smiles and says, "Well, we like to eat out, too. So what was the name
of this fine new eatery?"

Bernie says, "You'll going to have to help me out here a little. What's the name
of that pretty flower, smells sweet, often red, grows on a thorn bush?"

Marv grins again, "Well now, Bernie, sounds like a rose to me... "

"Yes, yes, that's it!" cries Bernie, then he calls ahead to his wife...

"Rose, Rose, honey! What was the name of that little restaurant we ate at
last night?"

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Sending Out Valentine's Day Cards

A fellow walks into a post office to see a middle-aged, balding man standing
at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes
with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts
spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity is getting the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and
asks him what he is doing.

The man replies, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed,
'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

Romantic Humor...

Valentine's Day jokes (and quotes) begin today! If you are looking for material for
cards or blogs, etc., snag away! Please give credit to author when it is provided.
Happy Love Season! Sending joy... Val =)

Romantic and Unromantic

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you're not.

Every time I see your face.
I wish I were in outer space.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in, to smell this way?

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Reality TV

I realized that my five-year-old grandson had been watching too many
reality TV shows the day we attended a relative's wedding.

As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the
church, he turned to me and asked:

"Is this where the groom decides which one he wants to marry?"

Happy Groundhog Day, jokes...

A Wonderful Day

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I'll bet you
don't know what day this is?"

"Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for
the office.

The doorbell rang at 10 a.m., and when the wife opened the door,
she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 p.m.,
a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered.
Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

"First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed.

"I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"

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Short Groundhog Jokes

Q: On Groundhog Day, what does it mean if Punxsutawney Phil
comes out and sees the village idiot?
A: Within 6 weeks you'll have a village full of idiots.

Q: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?
A: He became a pound hog!

Q: What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a pistachio?
A: A green beast who predicts a dry spring, and acts like a nut.

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Happy Groundhog Day!

Groundhog Day is kind of special to me, as my dad was born in Punxsy.
I am one of a few people who live outside of Punxsutawney who can spell it
correctly. As many as 30,000 come to see Phil prognosticate. I wonder what
he will predict this year? If you would like to know what is going on this
morning, visit the link below. He comes out of his den at 7:30 a.m., but it can
take him some time to make his prediction.

The Official Website of Groundhog Day


- dedicated to my daddy, D.F., I love you!

Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days."
- Totie Fields
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"The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some
religion that doesn't allow fun."
- Gregory Nunn
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"Inside me there is a thin person struggling to get out,
but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes."
- Bob Thaves
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"One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly
stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating."
- Luciano Pavarotti
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"Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly,
because I may be going in the wrong direction."
- Ashleigh Brilliant
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"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win,
you're still a rat."
- Lily Tomlin
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"I wouldn't mind turning into a vermilion goldfish."
- Henri Matisse
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"What is everything is an illusion and nothing exists?
In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
- Woody Allen
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"When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance.
Sometimes I just go for an estimate."
- Phyllis Diller
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"Life is full of frustrations and challenges,
but eventually you find a hair stylist you like."
- Author Unknown