Halloween Quotes

Halloween Quotes

"Today you can be
anything you imagine."
- Author Unknown

"Double, double toil and trouble,
fire burn and cauldron bubble."
- William Shakespeare (Macbeth)


"I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes
all the fun out of Halloween!"
- Charles Swartz

"One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house; The brain has corridors
surpassing Material place."
- Emily Dickinson

"On Halloween, their parents sent their
kids out looking like me."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"I would rather sit on a pumpkin
and have it all to myself than be
crowded on a velvet cushion."
- Henry David Thoreau

"There are three things I have
learned never to discuss with people:
religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin."
- Linus Van Pelt (It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown)

"If a man harbors any sort of fear,
it makes him landlord to a ghost.
- Lloyd Douglas

"Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!"
- Dexter Kozen

"Where there is no imagination
there is no horror."
- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"On Hallowe'en the thing
you must do
Is pretend that nothing
can frighten you
An' if somethin' scares you
and you want to run
Jus' let on like
it's Hallowe'en fun."
- An Early Nineteenth Century Halloween Postcard

Joke - What To Wear On Halloween (mild adult humor)

Click here for a Halloween giggle!

*mild adult humor

Joke - 10 Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

10 Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

1. You get winded from knocking on the door.

2. You have to have someone
chew the candy for you.

3. You ask for high fiber candy only.

4. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.

5. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!"
and you're not wearing a mask.

6. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
and you can't remember the rest.

7. By the end of the night you have
a bag full of restraining orders.

8. You have to carefully choose a costume
that won't dislodge your hair piece.

9. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.

10. You avoid going to houses
where your ex-wives live.

Decorating Ideas for Fall

This list comes from CountryHome online I thought it had
some really neat decorating tips! Hope you enjoy!...

Celebrate fall by beautifying your home
with some of the season’s natural bounty.

With autumn on its way, folks all over
are jumping in their cars and driving to
the country to grab a glimpse of the
season's natural splendor. Bring some of
that beauty home with these simple ideas
for fall home décor.

1. Be the talk of the town with a playful
pumpkin version of a snowman. Stack
three pumpkins in graduated sizes,
drilling holes through the pumpkins and
inserting a large stick to secure. Add
stick arms and a face using a black
marker.

2. Make a quirky topiary by placing a
sturdy branch in a box or flowerpot,
weighing it down with bricks or rocks
that you then cover with nuts. Cut or
drill a hold through the largest pumpkin,
and place on the branch. Top with two
smaller pumpkins.



3. Accent a door or wall with a swag of
Indian corn. Use twine to connect the
ears, knotting the twine after adding
each ear. Tuck in pressed maple leaves
for even more color. Then loop the
twine at the top to hang.

4. Don't just throw all those tree
trimmings in the trash this autumn.
Place a bundle of bare branches in a
large terra-cotta pot and weave little
white holiday lights to create the
perfect décor for y

our home.

5. Have a ball by wrapping colorful dried
leaves around purchased plastic-foam
balls from a crafts store. Glue the leaves
on, then wind thin wire around and
around to hold them firmly in place.
Stack a collection of balls in a basket
for rustic country style.

6. Make an autumn garland for your
mantle with colorful apples. Use an awl
or knitting needle to pierce through the
apples from side to side. Pull twine
through the hole and knot it to hold the
apple in place. Spice up the display by
alternating apples with gourds, walnuts,
or leaves.

7. Lead trick-or-treaters to your door or
dinner guests to the back patio with
country luminaries made with old glass
jars. Put a bit of sand in the jar and set a
small candle in the sand. Line the
sidewalk with the luminaries or even
hang them from trees with wire.

8. Decorate a wreath for your front door
with clusters of berries, ornamental
grasses, and other fall finds. Purchase a
wreath form at a local crafts store, then
simply attach the berries and grasses
with wire or hot glue.

9. Turn mini pumpkins into decorative
candleholders. Just carve a hole large
enough for a tea candle in the top of the
pumpkin. Arrange a bunch across a
mantle or down the middle of the dining
table.

10. For a fragrant treat, fill a ceramic
bowl or wicker basket with oranges,
lemons, pinecones, nuts, and pieces of
evergreen. Place the container just inside
the front door for a special welcome
home.

Halloween Fun!

Halloween Fun

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves.

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray.

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with.

What do you call someone who puts
poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.