Charles M. Schulz Quotes (Part 2)...

Fun and Funny Quotes From Charles M. Schulz
(Part 2)

“Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”
- Charles Schulz

"A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother."
- Charles Schulz

"Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life."
- Linus Van Pelt in "Peanuts"

"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone."
- Charles Schulz

"Do they still make wooden Christmas Trees?"
- Linus Van Pelt in "Peanuts"

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia."
- In "Peanuts"

"Exercise is a dirty word - Every time I hear it,
I wash my mouth out with chocolate."
- In "Peanuts"

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind!
The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."
- Lucy Van Pelt in "Peanuts"

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
- Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"

"Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational."
- Lucy Van Pelt in "Peanuts"

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still
be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."
- Snoopy in "Peanuts"

Fun and Funny Quotes by Charles M. Schulz...

Fun and Funny Quotes by Charles M. Schulz

"If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter,
and if I were a better writer, I'd write books...
but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!"
- Charles Schulz
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“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim,
no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out.
What am I doing right?”
- Snoopy in "Peanuts"
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“I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.”
- Charles Schulz
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“I think I've discovered the secret of life -
you just hang around until you get used to it.”
- Sally Brown in "Peanuts"
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“The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you
believe just so you're sincere.”
- Charles Schulz
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“There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.”
- Linus Van Pelt in "Peanuts"
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"All you need is love. But a little chocolate
now and then doesn't hurt."
- In "Peanuts"
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"Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your
life is more interesting than it really is."
- Charles Schulz
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"To live is to dance, to dance is to live."
- Snoopy in "Peanuts"
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"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back."
- Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"
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"Dear IRS, Please remove me from your mailing list."
- Snoopy in "Peanuts"
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"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, 'Why me?'
Then a voice answers, 'Nothing personal, your name just
happened to come up.'"
- Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"
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"Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar.
I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat
before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath
and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity."
- Snoopy in "Peanuts"
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"If I were given the opportunity to present a gift
to the next generation, it would be the ability for
each individual to learn to laugh at himself."
- Charles Schulz