Fun and Funny Winter Quotes...

Fun and Funny Winter Quotes

"I like these cold, gray winter days.

Days like these let you savor a bad mood."

- Bill Watterson

"The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here,

they generally take place in winter."

- Dave Barry

"There are only two seasons - winter and baseball."

- Bill Veeck

"A lot of people like snow.

I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."

- Carl Reiner

"When it snows, you have two choices:

shovel or make snow angels."

- Author Unknown

"Bad weather always looks worse through a window."

- Author Unknown

"Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath,

for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me."

- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

"There's one good thing about snow,

it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's."

- Clyde Moore

"To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring."

- W. J. Vogel

"You can’t get too much winter in the winter."

- Robert Frost

Christmas Quotes and a Bible Verse...

Christmas Quotes and a Bible Verse

So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea,

to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and

line of David. He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to

be married to him and was expecting a child. While they were there,

the time came for the baby to be born, and she gave birth to her

firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a

manger, because there was no room for them in the inn.

And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch

over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and

the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. But

the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of

great joy that will be for all the people. Today in the town of David

a Savior has been born to you; He is Christ the Lord. This will be a

sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in

a manger.”

- Luke 2:4-12

"What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present,

hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with

blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace."

- Agnes M. Pahro

"Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love,

every time we give, it's Christmas."

- Dale Evans Rogers

"Christmas is the day that holds all time together."

- Alexander Smith

"I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round,

as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of,

in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent

to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them

as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another

race of creatures bound on other journeys."

- Charles Dickens

"As we prepare for our traditional celebrations, let us remember those

who will not be looking forward to this festival. Let us remember, too,

how Jesus identified with the oppressed and the homeless. Let the joy

of the festival touch more of the people of our world this year than

ever before. May God be glorified and may people of good will

once again experience His peace."

- Denzil John

"Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent,

tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity.

To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect."

- Oren Arnold

"I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars

and open a jar of it every month."

- Harlan Miller

"There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries."

- W. J. Cameron

"Christmas began in the heart of God.

It is complete only when it reaches the heart of man."

- Author Unknown

Christmas Shows and Movie Quotes...

Christmas Shows and Movie Quotes

"Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing."

- Little Elf Judy, 'The Santa Clause'

"Oh, Christmas isn't just a day. It's a frame of mind... "

- Kris Kringle, 'Miracle on 34th Street'

"Now wait a minute, Susie. Just because every child can't

get his wish, that doesn't mean there isn't a Santa Claus."

- Kris Kringle, 'Miracle on 34th Street'

"Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to."

- Doris Walker, 'Miracle on 34th Street'

"And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast. They'll eat their

Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But there's something

I just cannot stand in least... Oh no. I'm speaking in rhyme!"

- The Grinch, 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'

"When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone!

Did you hear me?! I'm living alone! I'm living alone!

I'm living alone!"

- Kevin McCallister, 'Home Alone'

"Charlie Brown, you're the only person I know who can take

a wonderful season like Christmas and turn it into a problem.

Maybe Lucy's right. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world,

you're the Charlie Browniest. "

- Linus van Pelt, 'A Charlie Brown Christmas'

"Don't cry, Karen. Frosty's not gone for good. You see,

he was made out of Christmas snow and Christmas snow can

never disappear completely. It sometimes goes away for almost

a year at a time and takes the form of spring and summer rain.

But you can bet your boots that when a good, jolly December

wind kisses it, it will turn into Christmas snow all over again."

- Santa Claus to Karen, 'Frosty the Snowman'

"There is never enough time to do or say all the things that

we would wish. The thing is to try to do as much as you can

in the time that you have. Remember, Scrooge, time is short,

and suddenly, you're not here any more."

- The Ghost of Christmas Present, 'A Christmas Carol'

"God bless us, everyone!"

- Tiny Tim, 'A Christmas Carol'