Showing posts with label movie humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movie humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Joke - Unexpected Knowledge Gained From Movies...



Unexpected Knowledge Gained From Movies


1. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit
a strip club at least once.

2. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of
French bread.

3. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

4. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is
necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to
right every few moments.

5. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which
wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

6. It does not matter if you are heavily out-numbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack
you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until
you have knocked out their predecessors.

7. Every single person in martial arts film has a black belt
in karate.

8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious
beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

9. One man shooting at 20 men has more chance of hitting them
than 20 men shooting at one man if he is the hero.

10. Large studio-type apartments in big cities are affordable by
single people with a low wage.


Wednesday, April 28, 2010

A Funny - Things You Will Never Hear in a Western Movie...





Things You'll Never Hear in a Western Movie



"Can we postpone this duel till 12:05?
I gotta use the little boy's room."

"Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction,
let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."

"Let's see... Hardtack and Pemmican... that's three grams of fat,
seven grams of protein, and two starches."

"You 'n Slim round up them strays and I'll tell Cookie to get
started on the gazpacho and the fondue."

"That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint
who shot my therapist!"

"He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon
he had a keen eye for interior decoration."

"Hey Buck, do these chaps make my butt look big?"

"It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl, men is from Tombstone,
women is from Dodge."