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Fun and Funny Quotes "Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think." - Jean De La Bruyre "When we t...

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Fun and Funny Quotes "My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday." - Rodney Dangerfield ~ "Once you can acce...

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Fun and Funny Quotes by Famous People "Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for." - Will Rogers ~...

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Fun Halloween Quotes "Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dr...

Humorous Quotes "There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." - Benjamin Franklin "I can re...

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