Funny Gaffes Made By Politicians...

Funny Gaffes Made By Politicians

"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been."

- President G. Ford

"If Lincoln were alive today he'd roll over in his grave."

- President G. Ford

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

- Charles de Gaulle, ex-French President

"This is a great day for France!"

- President R. Nixon, while attending

Charles de Gaulle's funeral

"Capital punishment is our society's recognition of

the sanctity of human life."

- Senator O. Hatch, Utah, explaining his support

of the death penalty

"My fellow astronauts... "

- V. President D. Quayle, beginning a speech at an

Apollo 11 anniversary celebration

"My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can

and we will never, never, surrender to what is right."

- V. President D. Quayle

"The Internet is a great way to get on the net."

- B. Dole, Republican Presidential candidate

"Outside of the killings, Washington D. C. has one of the

lowest crime rates in the country."

- Mayor M. Barry, Washington D. C.

"We found the term 'killing' too broad."

- State Department spokesperson, on why the word 'killing' was

replaced with 'unlawful or arbitrary deprivation of life' in its

human rights reports for 1984-5

"They misunderestimated me."

- President G. W. Bush

Funny Election and Political Quotes

Funny Election and Political Quotes

"We always want the best man to win an election.
Unfortunately, he never runs."
- Will Rogers

"I will be glad to reply to or dodge your questions,
depending on what I think will help our
election most."
- George Bush, Sr.

"People never lie so much as after a hunt,
during a war or before an election."
- Otto von Bismarck

"In our brief national history we have shot
four presidents, worried five of them to death,
impeached one and hounded another out of office.
And when all else fails, we hold an election
and assasinate their character."
- P. J. O'Rourke

"The Vice-Presidency is sort of like
the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists
he won't take it, but somebody always does."
- Bill Vaughan

"The wind doesn't bother me.
I'm in the US Senate."
- Bob Dole

"Never vote for the best candidate, vote for
the one who will do the least harm."
- Frank Dane

"They misunderestimated me."
- George W. Bush

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