Quotes on Autumn...

Quotes on Autumn

"For man, autumn is a time of harvest,
of gathering together. For nature, it is a time
of sowing, of scattering abroad."
- Edwin Way Teale

"Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it,
and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth
seeking the successive autumns."
- George Eliot

"I cannot endure to waste anything as precious as
autumn sunshine by staying in the house. So I spend
almost all the daylight hours in the open air."
- Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor,
summer an oil painting,
and autumn a mosaic of them all."
- Stanley Horowitz

"Then summer fades and passes and October comes.
We'll smell smoke then, and feel an unexpected
sharpness, a thrill of nervousness, swift elation,
a sense of sadness and departure."
- Thomas Wolfe

"Autumn is a second spring when
every leaf is a flower."
- Albert Camus

Do you have a favorite Autumn quote? Which one?

Funny Quotes by Milton Berle

All of these quotes are in the publication, "More of the Best of Milton Berle's
Private Joke File". I received this 553 page book from my Daddy. It is filled
with Milton's funny quotes and short jokes. No doubt, I will feature him another
day! Enjoy!...

Quotes by Milton Berle

"I'm getting so absent-minded and forgetful.
Sometimes in the middle of the sentence. I."

"You can make both ends meet, but you
can't make them like each other."

"If you know the difference between good advice
and bad advice, you don't need advice."

"Dead owls don't give a hoot."

"When arguing with a stupid person,
make sure he isn't doing the same."

"Never lend money. It gives people amnesia."

"An old African proverb says, 'when two
elephants fight the grass gets hurt.'"

"We all sprang from animals, but most of
us didn't spring far enough."

"You can bet your wife is being unfaithful if
your dog is taking your pipe and slippers
to the house across the street."

"Rabbits of the world - stop!"