A Funny - The Spell Chequer...

The Spell Chequer

Owed Two A Spell Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer,

it came with my pea sea.

It plainly marques, four my revue,

miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

and weight four it two say,

Weather eye am wrong oar write

it shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid,

it nose bee fore two long,

And eye can put the error rite

it's rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it,

I am shore your pleased two no.

Its letter perfect awl the weigh,

my chequer tolled me sew.

 

A Funny - Importance of Punctuation...

Importance Of Punctuation

Dear John Letter

Version 1:

Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind,

thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior.

You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings

whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be

yours? Gloria

Version 2:

Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind,

thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior.

You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings

whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours, Gloria

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The Sentence

An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her

man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students

to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."