April Fool's Day Quotes...

April Fool's Day Quotes

"The first of April is the day we remember what we are

the other 364 days of the year."

- Mark Twain

"The great God endows His children variously. To some He gives

intellect... and they move the earth. To some He allots heart...

and the beating pulse of humanity is theirs. But to some He gives

only a soul, without intelligence... and these, who never grow up,

but remain always His children, are God's fools, kindly, elemental,

simple, as if from His palette the Artist of all has taken

one color instead of many."

- Mary Roberts Rinehart

"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools

are right sometimes."

- Sir Winston Churchill

"Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back,

or a fool from any side."

- A Jewish Proverb

"Foolproof systems to not take into account

the ingenuity of fools."

- Gene Brown

"Wise men talk because they have something to say;

fools talk because they have to say something."

- Plato

"A fool flatters himself; a wise man flatters the fool."

- Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

"A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool,

usually has his suspicions."

- Author Unknown

"Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark,

or the man afraid of the light?"

- Maurice Freehill

"When in doubt, make a fool of yourself."

- Cynthia Heimel