Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes


"Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge.

Others only gargle."

- Woody Allen

"What if nothing exists and we're all in

somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if

only that fat guy in the third row exists?"

- Woody Allen

"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers,

space is finite. This is a very comforting thought,

particularly for people who can never remember

where they have left things."

- Woody Allen

"Men forget everything; women remember everything.

That's why men need instant replays in sports.

They've already forgotten what happened."

- Rita Rudner

"What ought to be done to the man who

invented the celebrating of anniversaries?

Mere killing would be too light."

- Mark Twain

"Women will never be as successful as men because

they have no wives to advise them."

- Dick Van Dyke

"I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain

food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it,

and you know how smart they are."

- Marge Simpson, 'The Simpsons'

"I just love Chinese food.

My favorite dish is number 27."

- Clement Atlee

"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb

cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."

- Dave Barry

"They misunderestimated me."

- George W Bush