Humorous Quotes by Famous People...

Humorous Quotes by Famous People

"Some cause happiness wherever they go;
others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening.
But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx

"His mother should have thrown
him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West

"Why do you sit there looking like an
envelope without any address on it?"
- Mark Twain

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
she said:
"If you were my husband
I'd give you poison."
he said:
"If you were my wife,
I'd drink it."

Thanks to Susan from Notable Quotables for the use of these quotes! Thanks, Susan!!