The Lettuce Garden A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When ...

Quotes on Patience "Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience." - Ralph Waldo Emerson "How can a society that exists o...

Yo u Could Be A Redneck If... * You have more fingers than you do teeth. * You cut your grass and find a car. * You consider Denny's ...

The Blonde and the Ventriloquist A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small ...

Whose Child? A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a frien...