Training a Cat Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use our new sofa as a scratching po...

  The Four Engineers One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer and computer engineer were driving do...

Summer Job During the summer, before eleventh grade and my senior year of high school, I found a great summer job cleaning the elegant...

English School Donald MacDonald from Scotland went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with al...

Fairy Tale Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self- assured princess happened upon a frog as she ...

Party Entertainment A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out - a caterer, band, and a hired clown. ...

Weeweechu It was a romantic full moon when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." "Oh no, not now, let...

Denominations Maria went to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What denomination?" asked the c...

Santa Claus is a Woman Santa Claus is a woman because:   1 . The vast majorities of men don't even think about selecting gift...

How To Cook a Christmas Turkey Go buy a turkey. Take a drink of whiskey. Put turkey in the oven. Take another two drinks of whiskey. ...

Bass Boat A good ol' Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, ...

Who Is It? An Englishman took a business trip to New York. When he arrived, the hotel clerk asked him a riddle. "My mom a...

Shortest Blonde Joke Ever Two blondes walked into a building. You'd have thought at least one of them would had seen it....  

21st Birthdays A boy from Duluth, Minnesota, named Lars had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seem that his father, ...

  Burial at Sea Chrissy and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their uncle, who had been a sea-faring gentleman all his lif...

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created 10 . God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask f...

Test Mistakes A teacher forwarded this list of comments from test papers, essays, etc., submitted to science and health teachers b...

How is She Doing? A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone wh...

Elderly Humor Advice to an Elderly Fellow An elderly fellow (not in the best shape) was working out at the gym when he spotted a s...

Waiting in Line Here are the reasons I'd Like to thank Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, and my local grocer for having 25 check-out l...