Training a Cat Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use our new sofa as a scratching po...

  The Four Engineers One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer and computer engineer were driving do...

Summer Job During the summer, before eleventh grade and my senior year of high school, I found a great summer job cleaning the elegant...

English School Donald MacDonald from Scotland went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with al...

Fairy Tale Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self- assured princess happened upon a frog as she ...

Party Entertainment A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out - a caterer, band, and a hired clown. ...

Bass Boat A good ol' Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, ...

Who Is It? An Englishman took a business trip to New York. When he arrived, the hotel clerk asked him a riddle. "My mom a...

Shortest Blonde Joke Ever Two blondes walked into a building. You'd have thought at least one of them would had seen it....  

21st Birthdays A boy from Duluth, Minnesota, named Lars had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seem that his father, ...

  Burial at Sea Chrissy and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their uncle, who had been a sea-faring gentleman all his lif...

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created 10 . God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask f...

Test Mistakes A teacher forwarded this list of comments from test papers, essays, etc., submitted to science and health teachers b...

How is She Doing? A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone wh...

Elderly Humor Advice to an Elderly Fellow An elderly fellow (not in the best shape) was working out at the gym when he spotted a s...

Corporate Structure   Chairman Of The Board - Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a speeding locomotive; ...

Waiting in Line Here are the reasons I'd Like to thank Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, and my local grocer for having 25 check-out l...

Thinking Outside The Box Centuries ago, in a small Italian town, a merchant had the mis- fortune of owing a large sum of money to the ...

You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When... * Juan Valdez names his donkey after you. * You get a speeding ticket even when you...

New Words For The Dictionary accordionated (ah kor' de on ay tid) adj. Being able to drive and re-fold a road map at the same time. ...