Training a Cat Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use our new sofa as a scratching po...

Summer Job During the summer, before eleventh grade and my senior year of high school, I found a great summer job cleaning the elegant...

The Story of Adam and Eve's Pets Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, You walked with us every day. Now we do...

The Lion and the Mime One day an out-of-work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. However, as...

Human Years God created the mule, and told him, "You are mule. You will work constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on ...

The Ostrich A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks the man and the bird for their orders....

Whose Duck? Visiting the countryside on a hunting trip, a well-dressed, city man takes aim and shoots a duck. But the fowl drops into a...

Race Horses Several racehorses are in a stable. One on them starts boasting about his track record. "Of my last 15 races," he says...

How Is My Cat? A bachelor kept a cat for companionship, and loved his cat more than life. He was planning a trip to England and entrusted th...

Heaven's Orientation After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. All are asked the same question: "Whe...

God's Favorite Creature God's favorite creature must be the female bear. If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing ...

Talking Dog A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed ag...

How to Prepare for a Puppy Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places and walk around barefoot in the dark. Wear a sock to work t...

Fred the Chicken Farmer A life-long city man, Fred, decided to leave the rat-race, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer, so he f...

Frog or Princess? An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into ...

Ask The Blonde Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation o...

Doggone Brilliant A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dach...

This is an oldie but goodie. I hope it is new to you. If you own (or are owned by) a dog or cat, you should get a good laugh out of this mem...

The Perfect Pet A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a ...