Summer Job During the summer, before eleventh grade and my senior year of high school, I found a great summer job cleaning the elegant...

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The Story of Adam and Eve's Pets Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, You walked with us every day. Now we do...

The Lion and the Mime One day an out-of-work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. However, as...

The Ostrich A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks the man and the bird for their orders....

Whose Duck? Visiting the countryside on a hunting trip, a well-dressed, city man takes aim and shoots a duck. But the fowl drops into a...

Dog Versus Cat Diary Dog Diary 8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 AM - A walk i...

Smart Cat A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him. He grabbed the kitty and placed him in the car and drove ...

Race Horses Several racehorses are in a stable. One on them starts boasting about his track record. "Of my last 15 races," he says...

Heaven's Orientation After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. All are asked the same question: "Whe...

God's Favorite Creature God's favorite creature must be the female bear. If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing ...

Talking Dog A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed ag...

How to Prepare for a Puppy Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places and walk around barefoot in the dark. Wear a sock to work t...

Fred the Chicken Farmer A life-long city man, Fred, decided to leave the rat-race, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer, so he f...

I found some cat videos on YouTube that I thought were hysterical. I had to weed through quite a few to find what I thought were the three f...

Frog or Princess? An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into ...

Ask The Blonde Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation o...

New Dog Breeds Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christma...

For Cat Lovers =^..^= An aquarium is just interactive television for cats. =^..^= Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there ...

Doggone Brilliant A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dach...