How Many Ducks? On the bus Paddy got chatting to Murphy who was carrying a bag on his back. "What's in the bag?" asked...

Three Irishmen in Heaven It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, t...

How Old Is He? Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean, and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late at night, and found themselves on the road whi...

St. Patrick's Day Riddles and Puns What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish? Paddy O'Furniture. What do you call a fake stone...

An Irish Bank Robber It's Saint Patrick's Day and an armed, hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to ...

O'Shaughnessy Needs Time Off Soon after O'Shaughnessy clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a ph...

Irish Sausages, Please? "Can I have some Irish sausages, please?" asked Seamus. "I want to make a proper Irish hot dog."...

No Hiding Place Walking into the bar, Shamus said to O'Heir the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one. I just had another fight with the ...

Irish Calculating? Murphy and O'Brien go out into the woods where they come to a clearing and see an abandoned well. "I wonder how ...

Paddy and Mick Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "...

The Irishman and the Three Beers An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. T...

Four Short Irish Jokes McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a ja...