Weeweechu It was a romantic full moon when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." "Oh no, not now, let...

Denominations Maria went to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What denomination?" asked the c...

Santa Stats *   The U.S. has 78 people registered under S. Claus and one under Kriss Kringle. *   December is the most popular month ...

Santa Claus is a Woman Santa Claus is a woman because:   1 . The vast majorities of men don't even think about selecting gift...

How To Cook a Christmas Turkey Go buy a turkey. Take a drink of whiskey. Put turkey in the oven. Take another two drinks of whiskey. ...

The Month After Christmas 'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookie...

Reindeer at a Bar One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martin...

How To Make a Holiday Fruitcake You'll need the following: four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspo...

Lady and Santa The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesn't usually take...

How to Confuse Santa Claus Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few ...

Dreaming of Diamonds On Christmas morning a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a beautiful diamond necklace. What do y...

Top 10 Uses For Holiday Fruitcakes 10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table. 9. Use instead of sand bags during El Nino. 8. Send ...

Holiday Songs for the Mentally Impaired (or the Christmas Nut) Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder: We Thr...

If you would like to see what Maxine is up to daily, visit Hallmark's site Crabby Road . Check out the archives, too. It's fun! An ...

Christmas for the Optimist and Pessimist A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too...

A Holiday Divorce Morris calls his son in NY and says, "Benny, I have something to tell you. However, I don't want to discuss it ov...

First Ham A young couple got married. When the wife prepared to bake a ham to celebrate their first Christmas, she carefully cut off each en...

Shopping For A Turkey It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hop...

Christmas Shopping for Men Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no p...

Christmas at a Monastery At a monastery high in the mountains, the monks have a rigid vow of silence. Only at Christmas, and only by one mon...