The REAL Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house, I searched for the tools to hand to my...

Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged Schizophrenia : Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder : We Three Kings Diso...

A re-run of a personal Christmas favorite funny: Twelve Days of Christmas December 14, 2010 Dearest Dave, I went to the door toda...

What To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like Top 10 things to say when you receive a gift you don't like: 10 . "Hey,...

Christmas Pizza Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza. The salesgirl asked him, "Do you want your usual? Deep pan, c...

How To Make a Holiday Fruitcake You'll need the following: four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspo...

Lady and Santa The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesn't usually take...

How to Confuse Santa Claus Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few ...

Dreaming of Diamonds On Christmas morning a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a beautiful diamond necklace. What do y...

Top 10 Uses For Holiday Fruitcakes 10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table. 9. Use instead of sand bags during El Nino. 8. Send ...

Holiday Songs for the Mentally Impaired (or the Christmas Nut) Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder: We Thr...

If you would like to see what Maxine is up to daily, visit Hallmark's site Crabby Road . Check out the archives, too. It's fun! An ...

Christmas for the Optimist and Pessimist A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too...

A Holiday Divorce Morris calls his son in NY and says, "Benny, I have something to tell you. However, I don't want to discuss it ov...

First Ham A young couple got married. When the wife prepared to bake a ham to celebrate their first Christmas, she carefully cut off each en...

Shopping For A Turkey It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hop...

Christmas Shopping for Men Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no p...

Christmas at a Monastery At a monastery high in the mountains, the monks have a rigid vow of silence. Only at Christmas, and only by one mon...

The Month After Christmas 'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookie...

'Twas the Night After Christmas (Rated PG) by Jeff Foxworthy 'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer h...